Hey look, I found where Grandma hides her money.
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you ever feel like people are trolling your stuff looking for inspiration? or word for word lifts? Fuckin A.
Hi Honey, this is the man I talk to on my cellphone when I’m in the bathroom.
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Comedy show tonight? That comedian feller who tells Redneck Haiku? I think it’s time for an ass kickin’.
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400 something haiku. Editor about to pick the best. Let’s publish.
I am loving LA.
Learnin’ martial arts.
No teeth. Skip mouth guard. Need cup.
Wife won’drin’ ‘bout bruise.
Ya we aren’t really cousins.
Wife definition.
Gives me sex when I want it.
She cooks ‘n cleans too.
Tattoo artist Ryan Fitzgerald from Dayton, OH was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent. She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.
Apparently, Ryan found out that Rossie had cheated with a long-time friend of his, but instead of confronting her about it he acted like everything was normal and hatched a plan for revenge. Originally, Rossie tried to have Ryan charged with assault, but the ingenious tattoo artist had covered his bases by plying Rossie with wine and tequila shots and getting her to sign a consent form that stated the design was “at the artist’s discretion.”
No word from Rossie on whether the illicit night of passion with Ryan’s friend was worth it. Moral of the story? Never cheat on a tattoo artist.
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Wife blames me for shit.
Ain’t mah fault for what ah do!
Drinkin’ makes me mad!