November 2011
23 posts
“Sleepin’ on the floor.
Washin’ mah ass in the sink.
Gawdam! What...”
– -Redneck Haiku
“I make decisions.
You stand by them. Yes I’m dumb.
Let me bring you...”
– -Redneck Haiku
“gawdamn kids these days
rock music. video games.
Me? Country. Pussy.”
– -Redneck Haiku
“Ah can’t feed these mouths!
Porn book subscriptions cost me!
Let me pay...”
– -Redneck Haiku
“I work hard. Give roof.
My job. Thankless. Show me thanks.
Pussy gratitude.”
– -Redneck Haiku
“I’m a hard drinker.
What it is to be a man.
Who reads books. Hell no.”
– -Redneck Haiku
July 2011
53 posts
“Romancin’ mah wife. /
Hotdogs. Coke. Porno playin’. /...”
– Redneck Haiku
“Everything camo. /
Pants. Shirt. Coat. Teeth camo too.
Rotten green and black.”
– Redneck Haiku
“Camo painted car. /
Cops can’t see me when ah drive. /
When I’m in...”
– Redneck Haiku
“Penis came alive. /
Angels applied the paddles. /
One shot then coma.”
– Redneck Haiku
“No beer in Utah?? /
You can’t party over milk!! /
Tit bar and water???”
– Redneck Haiku
“Stood outside naked. /
Balls caught the wind. Hit mah jaw. /
Damn low hangy...”
– Redneck Haiku
“Ah might go mission. /
Teach savages to fuck right. /
30 second class :-(”
– Redneck Haiku
“Missionary work. /
Missionary position? /
Ah can do that work!”
– Redneck Haiku
“Titty pic on wall. /
Mah religion. Mah maker. /
Booby salvation.”
– Redneck Haiku
“Eatin’ at diner. /
8 dollars of food. Buck tip. /
2 more to pinch ass.”
– Redneck Haiku
“Family time is gold. /
Love time silver. Food is gold. /
Porn is platinum.”
– Redneck Haiku
“Bought me a guitar. /
Bartender said I can play /
Gotta pay this tab!!”
– Redneck Haiku
“Truth is in bottle. /
God found in 24 case /
found shit in pants too”
– Redneck Haiku